Larnfighas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient gerbil.

Larnfighas created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Larnfighas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larnfighas, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Larnfighas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Larnfighas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.