Pagrulnat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane squid.

Pagrulnat created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Pagrulnat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagrulnat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pagrulnat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pagrulnat's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.