Dancumdap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil sheep.

Dancumdap created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dancumdap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dancumdap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dancumdap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dancumdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Never wear black kilts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.