Citlistshav is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind weasel.

Citlistshav created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Citlistshav, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citlistshav, it will turn you into a worm.

Citlistshav's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Citlistshav's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Citlistshav.