Begnakshav is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented warg.

Begnakshav created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begnakshav, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Begnakshav, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Begnakshav's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Begnakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.