Godcubyarvil is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever naga.

Godcubyarvil created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcubyarvil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godcubyarvil, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Godcubyarvil's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Godcubyarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Godcubyarvil.