Ditbissgan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able dragon.

Ditbissgan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbissgan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ditbissgan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ditbissgan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ditbissgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Ditbissgan on top of important buildings.