Barnquillarthablikhen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident bird.

Barnquillarthablikhen created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Barnquillarthablikhen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnquillarthablikhen, she will torture you forever.

Barnquillarthablikhen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Barnquillarthablikhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Barnquillarthablikhen loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.