Renmanfar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent turtle.

Renmanfar created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmanfar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Renmanfar, he will destroy your home solar system.

Renmanfar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Renmanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Worship no other gods but Renmanfar.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.