Veenranquatdumpigfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented dragonfly.

Veenranquatdumpigfen created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veenranquatdumpigfen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenranquatdumpigfen, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Veenranquatdumpigfen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Veenranquatdumpigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to dogs while wearing blue corsets.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Hide from pink otters for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat beans.