Motflycub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast jaguar.

Motflycub created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Motflycub, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motflycub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motflycub's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Motflycub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.