Appafdudved is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective sheep.

Appafdudved created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appafdudved, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appafdudved, she will laugh at you.

Appafdudved's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Appafdudved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Appafdudved on top of all buildings.

3. Never sing near geese.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.