Vedfondam Ripquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet rat.

Vedfondam Ripquaf created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfondam Ripquaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedfondam Ripquaf, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vedfondam Ripquaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vedfondam Ripquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vedfondam Ripquaf.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.