Sasvinbag Sitafvig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able unicorn.

Sasvinbag Sitafvig created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasvinbag Sitafvig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sasvinbag Sitafvig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sasvinbag Sitafvig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sasvinbag Sitafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Sasvinbag Sitafvig.

3. You must love Sasvinbag Sitafvig.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Pray towards the east.