Stertagbop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish lizard.

Stertagbop created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertagbop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stertagbop, she will be very sad.

Stertagbop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stertagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Stertagbop.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.