Rotgabbestbudlabpogdobged Lanrillveg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying snake.

Rotgabbestbudlabpogdobged Lanrillveg created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotgabbestbudlabpogdobged Lanrillveg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotgabbestbudlabpogdobged Lanrillveg, it will be very sad.

Rotgabbestbudlabpogdobged Lanrillveg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rotgabbestbudlabpogdobged Lanrillveg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never wear mauve shoes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.