Rigkennurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying wyvern.

Rigkennurt created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Rigkennurt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigkennurt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rigkennurt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rigkennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigkennurt.