Venjansig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, astonishing centipede.

Venjansig created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venjansig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Venjansig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Venjansig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Venjansig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Venjansig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.