Bidnuting is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy spider.

Bidnuting created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidnuting, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bidnuting, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bidnuting's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bidnuting's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Bidnuting first in all things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.