Nakstanladfud Daghamwatsat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional shrew.

Nakstanladfud Daghamwatsat created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nakstanladfud Daghamwatsat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakstanladfud Daghamwatsat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nakstanladfud Daghamwatsat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nakstanladfud Daghamwatsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.