Narhigtargwig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient fairy.

Narhigtargwig created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narhigtargwig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narhigtargwig, it will make you grow a tail.

Narhigtargwig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Narhigtargwig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from turquoise snails, for they are unholy.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.