Inglargshav is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous pigeon.

Inglargshav created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inglargshav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Inglargshav, she will turn you into a snail.

Inglargshav's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Inglargshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.