Stiklagfed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating toad.

Stiklagfed created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stiklagfed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stiklagfed, she will be very unhappy.

Stiklagfed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stiklagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Always take life seriously.