Gofdumved is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous manatee.

Gofdumved created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gofdumved, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofdumved, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gofdumved's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gofdumved's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your head orange.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about asteroids.