Xinhudlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome porpoise.

Xinhudlab created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinhudlab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinhudlab, it will not care at all.

Xinhudlab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xinhudlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.