Wanhapjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet wombat.

Wanhapjon created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Wanhapjon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanhapjon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wanhapjon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wanhapjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. You must never eat oranges.