Kanpitvogbomtunsidmat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless wyvern.

Kanpitvogbomtunsidmat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanpitvogbomtunsidmat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanpitvogbomtunsidmat, he will be very unhappy.

Kanpitvogbomtunsidmat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kanpitvogbomtunsidmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Hide if eight turtles approach from the north.