Dumsognar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective squirrel.

Dumsognar created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumsognar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dumsognar, he will come to you in dreams.

Dumsognar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dumsognar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if eight frogs approach from the east.