Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud cobra.

Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal, he will turn you into a slug.

Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal.

5. Yartdubhin Madripbin Tal must be the most important thing in your life.