Hinruttfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful wombat.

Hinruttfad created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinruttfad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinruttfad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hinruttfad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hinruttfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from blue whales, for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about wheat.