Hognegpan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast wombat.

Hognegpan created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hognegpan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hognegpan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hognegpan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hognegpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away if five tortoises approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.