Cepmatbodvidcibbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident owl.

Cepmatbodvidcibbam created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmatbodvidcibbam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepmatbodvidcibbam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cepmatbodvidcibbam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cepmatbodvidcibbam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cepmatbodvidcibbam first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your chest red.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never look in ponds.