Nullyiksit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable slug.

Nullyiksit created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullyiksit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nullyiksit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nullyiksit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nullyiksit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Nullyiksit's name in vain.