Rapcarspag is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable
butterfly.
Rapcarspag created energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rapcarspag, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Rapcarspag, she will manifest in front of you.
Rapcarspag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Rapcarspag's Holy Commandments1. Always help ants in need.
2. Never wear pink boots.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.