Stragbudhun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident toad.

Stragbudhun created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbudhun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragbudhun, it will send you a sign.

Stragbudhun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stragbudhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the south.