Mithomguthigtig Vanhitjon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart squid.

Mithomguthigtig Vanhitjon created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mithomguthigtig Vanhitjon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mithomguthigtig Vanhitjon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mithomguthigtig Vanhitjon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mithomguthigtig Vanhitjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing brown skirts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about ants.
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