Hitnurtfarwit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring dolphin.

Hitnurtfarwit created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitnurtfarwit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hitnurtfarwit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hitnurtfarwit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hitnurtfarwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Hitnurtfarwit nine times a day.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never pour water over plants.