Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless unicorn.

Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not take Nelvabwadgeb Nulnigved's name in vain.