Nelldablamjad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak hare.

Nelldablamjad created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldablamjad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nelldablamjad, it will turn you into a rat.

Nelldablamjad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nelldablamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nelldablamjad's priests.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never wear trousers.