Sagminmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy beaver.

Sagminmet created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagminmet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagminmet, it will destroy your home planet.

Sagminmet's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sagminmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. You must love Sagminmet.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagminmet.

5. Pray towards the west.