Migstipfat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving skunk.

Migstipfat created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Migstipfat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Migstipfat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migstipfat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Migstipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Migstipfat on top of all buildings.

5. Hide if three pigs approach from the east.