Quartbommin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent dog.

Quartbommin created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbommin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quartbommin, she will turn you into a tree.

Quartbommin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Quartbommin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quartbommin.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Quartbommin first in all things.