Jat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing toad.

Jat created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jat on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from white geese for they are unholy.

3. Put Jat first in all things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not cook food in pots.