Komgudstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous turtle.

Komgudstan created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komgudstan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komgudstan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Komgudstan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Komgudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Komgudstan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into gray rooms.