Hadcudyar is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent
hippopotamus.
Hadcudyar created a strange quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadcudyar, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hadcudyar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Hadcudyar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Hadcudyar's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always obey Hadcudyar's priests.
4. Never feed onions to whales while wearing black jumpers.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.