Pastipcib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical bat.

Pastipcib created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pastipcib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pastipcib, she will come to you in dreams.

Pastipcib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pastipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never feed lemons to grasshopers while wearing fawn rings.