Fababfag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, staggering dugong.

Fababfag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Fababfag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fababfag, he will turn you into a slug.

Fababfag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fababfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Fababfag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Run away from cyan manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about rice.