Fentomyar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair whale.

Fentomyar created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentomyar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fentomyar, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fentomyar's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fentomyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.
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