Cepsakhasyart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental goat.

Cepsakhasyart created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepsakhasyart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cepsakhasyart, she will cry a lot.

Cepsakhasyart's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cepsakhasyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from pink whales for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Cepsakhasyart.
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