Tomortbop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, grumpy aardvark.

Tomortbop created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Tomortbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomortbop, she will not care at all.

Tomortbop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tomortbop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.